Q. Do I call you Jeremy or Jeremiah?
Honestly, I don’t care what you call me, so long as you don’t call me late for dinner.

Q. Can you read this story for me?
Sorry, I wish I had the time.

Q. Where can I read some of your stories?
See this section!

Q. Can you build me a website?
Sure, contact me at Clockpunk Studios.

Q. Will you take photos at my wedding or other event?
Sorry, I can’t handle the stress from shoots like this.  Hire a pro.

Q. What’s the photo behind all this text?
That’s a photo I took of Antelope Canyon in Arizona. One of the most beautiful places I have ever been.